Ok, i know what some of you are thinking. And i'm just here to assure you that it is completely and utterly untrue. Ryan mother-fucking Seacrest and that other stupid lady that hosts E! News have nothing better to do than make up completely, absolutely untrue rumors about people and then say them on their stupid national "news" program. Well, I'm just telling you, they're liars! Big stupid lying butt-faces. Fuck you Ryan Seacrest!
Now, as for what the rest of you are thinking: Of course I know that if I took the entire $10,000 our in pennies then I wouldn't have enough to pay for the actual penny launcher itself. Do you think I'm stupid? Cause I'm not stupid. It's called dramatic tension or something like that. Look it up! And plus, that little detail is already worked into my plan. I would only take half of the money out in pennies and use the other $5,000 on the penny launcher. I'm sure the mythbusters guys would sell it to me for that much, right? And then I could use that $5,000 in pennies as ammunition and then i would rob some people and make them give more pennies for my penny launcher! Hahaha! it's such an ingenious, evil plan! Sometimes i give my self chills. Did you guys feel that too?
Wednesday, July 7, 2010
Number 100
This is number 100:
I would take it all out in pennies, and then i would get that nail gun that the mythbusters turned into a penny gun, for that myth where they tested whether or not dropping a penny off of a building, but not just any building, the empire state building, would kill somebody if it hit them on the head. And then I would test whether or not shooting a penny out of the penny gun from the top of the empire state building would kill anybody. But i've seen that episode and so i'm pretty sure that it wouldn't work. But still, it would be way cool to have a penny launcher. I would keep it with me at all times, or most times, even when it isn't the most appropriate situation or if it doesn't go that well with the outfit that i am wearing. I'm going to need a holster for this thing.
Wanted: skilled leather-smith, or even just a decent seamstress (or seamster) that would be willing to fashion a high quality, attractive looking holster that could accomodate my recently acquired penny launcher. Please respond to this post with your name, a resume/credentials and what you would charge for something like this.
Well everybody, it looks like it's the end of the line for this post. You either gotta get off or start going back the way you came. And I don't think anyone wants that. I'll leave you with this little jem though. This was spoken by someone very close to my heart, Bill Pullman. Enjoy.
"A story about... I play a guy who is with... Patricia Arquette is my wife and we're having troubles. It's a raw relationship. And she ends up dead and they think I did it. I don't think I did.”
I would take it all out in pennies, and then i would get that nail gun that the mythbusters turned into a penny gun, for that myth where they tested whether or not dropping a penny off of a building, but not just any building, the empire state building, would kill somebody if it hit them on the head. And then I would test whether or not shooting a penny out of the penny gun from the top of the empire state building would kill anybody. But i've seen that episode and so i'm pretty sure that it wouldn't work. But still, it would be way cool to have a penny launcher. I would keep it with me at all times, or most times, even when it isn't the most appropriate situation or if it doesn't go that well with the outfit that i am wearing. I'm going to need a holster for this thing.
Wanted: skilled leather-smith, or even just a decent seamstress (or seamster) that would be willing to fashion a high quality, attractive looking holster that could accomodate my recently acquired penny launcher. Please respond to this post with your name, a resume/credentials and what you would charge for something like this.
Well everybody, it looks like it's the end of the line for this post. You either gotta get off or start going back the way you came. And I don't think anyone wants that. I'll leave you with this little jem though. This was spoken by someone very close to my heart, Bill Pullman. Enjoy.
"A story about... I play a guy who is with... Patricia Arquette is my wife and we're having troubles. It's a raw relationship. And she ends up dead and they think I did it. I don't think I did.”
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