Ok, i know what some of you are thinking. And i'm just here to assure you that it is completely and utterly untrue. Ryan mother-fucking Seacrest and that other stupid lady that hosts E! News have nothing better to do than make up completely, absolutely untrue rumors about people and then say them on their stupid national "news" program. Well, I'm just telling you, they're liars! Big stupid lying butt-faces. Fuck you Ryan Seacrest!
Now, as for what the rest of you are thinking: Of course I know that if I took the entire $10,000 our in pennies then I wouldn't have enough to pay for the actual penny launcher itself. Do you think I'm stupid? Cause I'm not stupid. It's called dramatic tension or something like that. Look it up! And plus, that little detail is already worked into my plan. I would only take half of the money out in pennies and use the other $5,000 on the penny launcher. I'm sure the mythbusters guys would sell it to me for that much, right? And then I could use that $5,000 in pennies as ammunition and then i would rob some people and make them give more pennies for my penny launcher! Hahaha! it's such an ingenious, evil plan! Sometimes i give my self chills. Did you guys feel that too?
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